Vibe shift! Gable Steveson is bad actually

Things … did not … go … great … for ya boi Gable Dan Steveson at UFC 331. You could feel the vibes start to shift early in the week, when Sean Sharaf called him a rapist to his face and Steveson’s only response was to smile awkwardly as if to say, “Yeah, I (allegedly) did that shit.” Then, during the actual fight, Steveson caught a hot left hook right on the off switch from Sharaf and got knocked the FUCK out in 12 seconds. Not great! THEN, as if this wasn’t bad enough, he left the cage before Sharaf even got his hand raised, earning himself the added scorn of being a poor loser. So, suddenly, MMA en masse seems to have decided Gable Steveson is a bad guy, actually.

Plus, Josh Van beat the man and therefore according to the laws of combat sports, is now the man. And … can it finally be you, Troll Boy? Can it finally be you?