Introducing the Co-Main Event Podcast Unofficial Drinking Game

Drinking Game LogoWARNING: Do not play the Co-Main Event Podcast Unofficial Drinking Game if you are pregnant, if you are under the legal drinking age in your country of residence, if you are under the influence of (other) drugs, if you are driving or are going to drive anytime soon, if you plan to operate heavy machinery, care for children, appear in public, write an email, call your mom, call your ex-wife/husband, have a court date, have a date at all, or without the express written consent of Major League Baseball. The rest of you, proceed with caution and mind your manners …

RULES OF PLAY:

1. Drink if Ben or Chad mentions TRT, testosterone, PEDs, marijuana or drug testing.

2. Drink if Ben says, “Here’s the thing …”

3. Drink if Chad says, “Yeah, no.”

4. Drink each time either co-host swears.

5. Drink if Ben or Chad mentions their wives.

6. Drink each time Ben or Chad mentions their employers.

7. Drink each time Ben mentions something he’s written or someone he’s interviewed.

8. Drink if Chad refers to something Ben’s written as a “lifestyle piece.”

9. Drink when Ben says “Listener Mail” in his creepy voice.

10. Drink each time Ben or Chad references Montana.

11. Each time Ben or Chad gets a MasterTweet Theatre guess wrong, drink.

12. Each time Ben or Chad gets a MTT guess right, finish your drink (Experts only.)

13. Drink each time Sir Nigel says “sir.”

14. Drink if either guy does an impression or says something in a voice other than their own.

15. Drink every time Chad mispronounces someone’s name, or talks about mispronouncing someone’s name.

16. Drink upon any mention of “The Poet” Philip Baroni or Tank Abbott.

17. Drink when Chad mentions how to contact the music provider from that week’s show.

18. Between rounds? Drink.

8 comments on Introducing the Co-Main Event Podcast Unofficial Drinking Game

  1. Boyakacsha says:

    Well, it’s a good thing it’s unofficial because people are gonna fucking DIE because of #11 and #15.

    1. Eli says:

      I’d like to take credit for my suggestion of #15 as seen in the comments for last week’s show.

  2. 7DZ says:

    We don’t drink but we’ll substitute with herbal medication. Looking forward to this but I’m not sure it’s really going to change our experience very much because it’s foggy in here during each podcast anyways.

  3. Nate says:

    I used to get drunk on Tuesday just cuz , feels great to have an actual reason!

  4. Not Ben Fowlkes says:

    Why are Ben & Chad trying to kill their listenership via alcohol poisoning?

    Why they do that?

  5. josh crain says:

    I like the part where I sent this this idea with at least 4 or 5 of the rules included a month and a half ago and you jokers were all “fuck you, guy!” ignore.

    I’m just going to have to content myslef with assuming that I wasn’t the only one who sent you suggestions and you had to wait until all the best ideas rolled in.

    1. josh crain says:

      just listened to the podcast. I guess you weren’t big timing me after all.

  6. Joakim Kalantari says:

    Every time I’ve played a drinking game that included the option of “finish your drink,” I’ve done so using a glass, not a bottle. Maybe something to consider when the drinking game becomes a regular, reoccurring feature on the podcast. Epic episode. I especially enjoyed Ben’s on-sett slurred speech at the end

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